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I thought this was a joke...

Jul 22, 2003 / 0 Replies [link http://espn.go.com/nhl/news/2003/0721/1583717.html]Missing hockey player found frozen in Alps. [/link]

Doggy Wedding

Jun 3, 2003 / 12 Replies [quote]DERBY, Conn. - Call it puppy love.

Two dogs — Tatiana Anjelica and Tyson Beckford Spak — exchanged vows and slobbery kisses Sunday on the Derby Green. The bride even wore a little garter, slipped over her paw.

The bridegroom wore a top hat and tuxedo.

The ceremony had its origins last year, when the two dogs were mated by their owners. But the owners' children wanted to know how the pair could have puppies if they weren't married.

"I love it because it's silly," said Laura Sambrook of Ansonia, a guest who had prepared a wedding cake, made from dog food and cheese snacks.

About 10 other canines were in attendance. Donna Garatoni brought her own 1-year-old Yorkie and Chihuahua cross, Phoebe.

Was she looking for a husband?

"Maybe, she'll meet one here today," Garatoni[/quote]

If this isn't a slap in the face to homosexuals, I don't know what is. Dogs can get married, but they cannot. Heh.

Right or Wrong?

May 23, 2003 / 11 Replies [quote]A museum director in Denmark was acquitted of charges of cruelty to animals for a controversial exhibit in which goldfish were liquidized in a blender to test visitors' sense of right and wrong(AFP/File) [/quote]

Interesting concept.

Yum, corpse water!

May 23, 2003 / 15 Replies If there were a [link http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=17&u=/nm/philippines_water_dc]corpse[/link] in the water supply, it wouldn't be the chlorine that would be distasteful.

Pulled Over By A Bum

May 23, 2003 / 0 Replies [link http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=13&u=/ap/police_vagrant_impersonation] Cops dressed as bums to catch people violating traffic laws?[/link] Good idea!

Big Smelly Flower

May 23, 2003 / 0 Replies [link http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=7&u=/afp/germany_flower_offbeat]This[/link] reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Maggie and Moe become best friends. There is a Simpsons reference for everything.

An Odd Couple

May 23, 2003 / 0 Replies I think [link http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030522/od_nm/life_cambodia_python_dc_1]this[/link] is one of the coolest things I have seen in a long time. And they may not be too far off thinking he was related to a dragon in a past life... at least I would like to think so.

Halloween... already...

May 13, 2003 / 19 Replies I need your opinion...
For Halloween I am going to be a pirate (I always plan my costumes this early, this years inspiration was the Buccaneers, sadly enough), but I can't decide whether to wear [link http://www.lip-service.com/_images/_products/_large/13-84.jpg]pantaloons[/link] (the short pants) or a [link http://www.lip-service.com/_images/_products/_large/13-85.jpg]skirt[/link] (which includes the corsety portion around her waist, but not the vinyl shirt). Those are the two exact choices I am considering, and since they are both expensive I want to make sure I make the right choice.
Thank you & Happy Halloween!

To Lift Your Spirits

May 2, 2003 / 7 Replies I got this in an e-mail, and it just made my day:

[quote]Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida
forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's
office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old
lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize,and was writing
to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to
anyone you know who might need a lift today!

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor
Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all
alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God
bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95
and always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never
let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her
radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was
awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and
I said, 'Fuck you.'

Life is good.


The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players

May 2, 2003 / 0 Replies [quote][link http://www.slideshowplayers.com/]We take people's vintage slides that we purchase at estate and yard sales and turn them into pop rock exposes. A concept, that if applied correctly, will change the future of entertainment.[/link][/quote]